Jesus God-damned motherfucking tap dancing Christ, that shit-headed salad-tossing shiester son of a sick spunk sucking swill-slathered sleazy slag of a slut still hasn't been fired. We're stuck with this tool tossing taint tasting testicle touching tea-bagging tactless twit of a tit-faced tampon-loving twat for two more weeks.
I could go on, but I think you get the idea.
Tammy, hope you don't mind sharing your office cause I'm moving in with you.
Merde, that was a lot of profanity. βeta, out.